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As if last nightapos;s tube wasnapos;t messed up enough (thank you very much, Prime Minister Harper), tonightapos;s is even worse

Yup, itapos;s another Presidential Debate south of the border. That kicks off at 9.00 pm ... So we only have ONE hour of primetime this evening.

Ugh

Forget about snakes on a plane. What about snakes on a date? Thatapos;s Old Christineapos;s horror when she agrees to go out with a childrenapos;s entertainer (the always hilarious Jeffrey Tambor of Arrested Development fame) who specializes in reptile parties. So, why is Christine seeing him? So Ritchie will have a better chance of getting accepted into the manapos;s club that studies reptiles.

Taking a cue from Hamletapos;s plea to Ophelia to "get thee to a nunnery," Chuck, Emerson and Ned go undercover as Vatican investigators to probe a possible crime at a convent on tonightapos;s all new Pushing Daisies. It seems that the demise of Oliveapos;s best friend at the convent is ruled a suicide, but she suspects this sisterapos;s death was the mother of all murders.

On tonightapos;s Knight Rider, Mike finds himself poisoned during an undercover operation, which leaves him with only three hours to live before his nervous system shuts down. To procure the antidote, Mike must fake the assassination of a billionaire tech mogul.

Also airing tonight ... More MLB playoff action on Fox while we get the dreaded "never before seen footage" mid-season episode of Americaapos;s Next Top Model. No thank you